🆘 You Clicked Help

Well. That was adorable.

Let’s be honest: if you're on this page, something has gone horribly wrong. You were either looking for assistance, or you clicked this out of curiosity, which honestly makes me more worried.

There is only chaos; lovingly handcrafted by someone who enjoys clean APIs and emotional suffering in equal measure.

What Now?

If you're lost, confused, or filled with the creeping dread of a misconfigured JSON file, you have two options:

Repent: Accept your mistakes. Turn off your machine. Walk into the sea.

Email Me: Send your cry for help to [enable JavaScript].

Common Questions

Q: Where is the documentation?
A: Buried beneath layers of code comments and caffeine.
Honestly though, I think if you dive into my github it reveals reasonable documentation.

Q: Can I file a bug report?
A: Absolutely. You can raise an issue on GitHub if you're feeling constructively motivated.

Q: Is this project maintained?
A: In spirit, yes. In practice, also yes, somewhat surprisingly!

Final Note

If you think this Help page is unhelpful… congratulations. You’re finally seeing the world as it is.